normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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