I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
My dad just said "fuck circus"
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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