Don't you send me to vm
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I wear drunk well.
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