brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
I will pee on everything he values.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Randomize
