Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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