p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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