she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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