you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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