Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
tell me about the eggs
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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