plz talk dirty to me
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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