How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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