if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
So gin and wine won't be happening again
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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