Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
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