Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
She announced her abortion via fbk
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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