So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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