Small penises have feelings too.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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