well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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