Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
operation harelip BJ is a go
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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