yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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