I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
How external is "for external use only"?
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize
