I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
the raccoons are back...
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