It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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