somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
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