Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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