Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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