The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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