normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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