So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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