her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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