it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
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