Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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