Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
My balls are so social today.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I'm sobbing to NWA
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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