he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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