Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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