Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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