Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
im having a threesome with these popsicles
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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