just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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