I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
I forget how to act sober
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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