Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
Randomize
