if you like me you must not know who I am
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
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