you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
You took a bar mat shot.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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