Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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