road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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