Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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