So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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