problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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