i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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