it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
He better not be in your backpack
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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