He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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