guys are not supposed to queef...right?
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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