I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
May the power of my ass compel you!!
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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