Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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