I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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